WIPE YOUR GODDAMN SHOES!
And if you actually wanted to do shit here, then you need to be more specific. Like did you want to say something that you've convinced yourself is poignant in our forums so you can prove to your mom once and for all how witty you are? Or were you hoping to cast your vote in our current poll, where you can really make a difference in the world? If either of these strikes your fancy then just click on the button below to get your cute little butt to the right place.
Which is in my apartment, anytime before 10pm.
Or would you rather just go home? That is, back to our home page, not back to your actual home. You're probably at home already. Surfing our website while you listen to Depeche Mode and eat cheezies.
Naked.
I'll be right over.
Which is in my apartment, anytime before 10pm.
Or would you rather just go home? That is, back to our home page, not back to your actual home. You're probably at home already. Surfing our website while you listen to Depeche Mode and eat cheezies.
Naked.
I'll be right over.
