IT'S WHO USED TO BE IN US! ...WAIT, WHAT?
Veronica Ternopolski
"Roni" is a woman, so it was inevitable that she rejected us. Apparently she figured she was better off without the rest of us, so she started doing stand up comedy instead. It was awesome having boobs in our group, so we probably miss Veronica most of all. We sure hope her goddamn stand up comedy is working out for her.
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Brent Hirose
"Yellow Lightning" took on Aspect Of Crane a few years before maturity and is still struggling to get off the ground. He does one man shows all the time - not because everybody hates working with him, but because he's SOOOOO talented that he doesn't need other people. Luckily Brent loves himself enough to make up for how most people feel about him. Unfortunately for probably a couple of people, Brent moved somewhere, so that's why he's not in the group anymore. That's the reason.
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Alistair Mowat
"The Bearded Dragon" was only with us for a short time. He stage managed our Fringe show in the summer of 2012. Unfortunately his regiment of deep cleansing scrubs and conditionings don't leave him as much time as needed for such frivolities as improv. No one has seen Alistair alive since our cast party, where he ate all the pie. (I almost typed "pee" but then I corrected it. It wasn't that kind of party.)
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